Creative Thoughts
I wish we had the ability to dream together
with other people.
like multi player dreaming.
Birth certificates are basically baby receipts.
The last four letters
in the word ‘queue’ are not silent;
they’re just waiting their turn.
As I get older,
birthday parties are less about presents
and more about presence.
There should be separate fonts
for sarcasm, anger, and humor,
so people don’t misinterpret texts.
Everybody is trying to find the right person,
but no one is trying to be the right person.
When you have a human biology exam,
your brain knows all the answers but
it doesn't tell you any.
It is literally impossible to forget something on purpose,
yet we get angry with people if they forget things.
Your parents think you’re good-looking because
you either look like them or
the one they fell in love with.
Questioning your own stupidity is a sign of intelligence.
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